You've Been Dumped? I Can Help!

Hi. P here. Sometimes we (us girls) find ourselves in predicaments that we don't know how to get out of them. Even though I don't have all the answers to all of them, I do have the solution to one: the I-just-got-dumped pickle.

Step one: 

Slap that asshole.

Like so:

Step two:

Get some ice cream.

Or box wine:

Whatever works.

You're welcome.

Xoxo,

P* from the Bombshells